14 Phrases I Should Probably Stop Saying So Often

So I’ve come to realize that the last couple of posts I put together were a little on the darker, deeper side, so I thought that I would lighten things up a bit.

Those who have maybe even met me once or twice before (or just follow me social media, to be honest) have probably put together that my vocabulary on a daily basis isn’t exactly broad; I’ve even been told a couple times before that I sometimes sound like I’m from the valley.

From just reading my posts, you probably wouldn’t think that, but if you talk to me either face-to-face, through texts, or even if you just follow me on Facebook, you might agree with those people. I guess you can say that I don’t follow the typical Brentwood vernacular. Hell, sometimes I don’t even understand what my voice actually sounds like, because I change the way I speak so often. I vary everywhere from valley girl to ghetto to middle-aged Italian woman to foul-mouthed truck driver to your mother’s stereotypical whiny Jewish friend.

I really wish I was exaggerating, but I’m not; my vernacular is kind of all over the place. So here’s a list of fourteen things that I definitely say way too often, and should probably pull the reins in on: